"Mommy, I can hear the ocean in this shell" (holds it to his ear) "Hmmm, I can't hear a thing. The batteries must be dead"
Me: "Troy. How did you get so skinny?" Troy: "Daddy made me that way. Mommy, who made you fat?"
"If someone gets in a wreck and they were paying attention, is it called a car purpose?"
"Mommy, why don't you know so much"
"When I grow up, I am going to marry you and Daddy and live here forever"
"I love you Mommy. I am never going to sell you."