Am I Asking Too Much?

This will be short and sweet. I know my mother will have something to say about this, but oh well.
Is it asking too much to be able to go to the bathroom in peace? Do I really have to have 2 little boys in there with me when we are at home smacking my legs, tickling me, trying to open and shut the door on me, asking me a thousand questions, getting into the cabinets (trying to anyway), playing in the shower.....I just want to pee in peace!! Okay I feel better. And if you are wondering why I say my mom is going to have something to say--apparently, we never left her alone when she was in the bathroom either. She always says "PAYBACK". Could I get a little sympathy.... just a little?